The Confessomatic

i tied up the confessional for a good half of a saturday..

contrary to popular belief, there is no blood, veins, or guts inside a eucharist.

i never said my penance for my sins. phooey on absolution!

hell, i made up sins just to pad my confession!

i don’t know what’s so wrong about this.. role playing games always end up in two people recording their farts.. don’t they?

this shiz is bananas.

b-a-n-a-n-a-s

i think there is a hot dog cooker from back in the 70’s that works on the same principal.

this is stacy.. she confesses to being a married lesbian. the funniest thing is that you can hear her get an IM at the end of the call..

i dunno who tim mcfarland is, but i hope he finds this.

i like to drink beer, smoke, and talk to women on the internet who are a million miles away.

this guy should confess making the longest confession ever..