The Confessomatic

i tied up the confessional for a good half of a saturday.. [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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contrary to popular belief, there is no blood, veins, or guts inside a eucharist.[Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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i never said my penance for my sins. phooey on absolution! hell, i made up sins just to pad my confession! [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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i don’t know what’s so wrong about this.. role playing games always end up in two people recording their farts.. don’t they? [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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this shiz is bananas. b-a-n-a-n-a-s [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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i think there is a hot dog cooker from back in the 70′s that works on the same principal. [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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this is stacy.. she confesses to being a married lesbian. the funniest thing is that you can hear her get an IM at the end of the call.. [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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i dunno who tim mcfarland is, but i hope he finds this. [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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i like to drink beer, smoke, and talk to women on the internet who are a million miles away. [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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this guy should confess making the longest confession ever.. [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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