The Confessomatic

what the hell?i am not sure who this is.. but it sounds to me like they are really trying to confess something, but i just can’t get past all the gumminess…

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now here’s a speedy return on your investment..

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the thing that makes this such a cool thing is.. i AM a girl..take that!

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noah’s ark gives me gopher wood, i’ll tell you what..

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you should see what happens when a geritol commercial comes on..

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my name is suzie chang… and i wet myself!

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i am looking at you right now.. counting the ways i could kick your ass.

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i am not sure that it’s illegal.. or even a sin.. to touch a llama. even if it is in it’s deepest darkest places. maybe someone of the cloth can shed some light on this.

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