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Archive for August, 2007

I talk without my teeth

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

what the hell?i am not sure who this is.. but it sounds to me like they are really trying to confess something, but i just can’t get past all the gumminess…

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I Had Her Robbed..

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

now here’s a speedy return on your investment..

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I Kissed a Girl

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

the thing that makes this such a cool thing is.. i AM a girl..take that!

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Monster-bator

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

noah’s ark gives me gopher wood, i’ll tell you what..

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you should see what happens when a geritol commercial comes on..

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Even Cowgirls Wet Their Pants

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

my name is suzie chang… and i wet myself!

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Don’t Let My Looks Fool YOU!

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

i am looking at you right now.. counting the ways i could kick your ass.

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I Touched a Llama

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

i am not sure that it’s illegal.. or even a sin.. to touch a llama. even if it is in it’s deepest darkest places. maybe someone of the cloth can shed some light on this.

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