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Photo: DKilim Vacations have an odd effect. After the third day, responsibilities, both social and professional, start to fall by the wayside. Ideas and activities that would otherwise be taboo suddenly seem less risky. They suddenly seem like they might be a good idea. By the fifth night of vacation, especially if you are more [...]

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Photo: eogez Humans are a funny bunch of characters. When faced with an unsavory task, a task that no one is directly standing over us until we complete it, we are very much tempted to procrastinate. The funny thing about it is that when we procrastinate, a good deal of the time, we substitute another [...]

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I Fooled the Confessional

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

i tied up the confessional for a good half of a saturday.. [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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I Palmed a Eucharist

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

contrary to popular belief, there is no blood, veins, or guts inside a eucharist.[Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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Ego Te Pretendo

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

i never said my penance for my sins. phooey on absolution! hell, i made up sins just to pad my confession! [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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I Played the Horny Ex Boyfriend

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

i don’t know what’s so wrong about this.. role playing games always end up in two people recording their farts.. don’t they? [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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I Love Gwen Stefani

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

this shiz is bananas. b-a-n-a-n-a-s [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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Kilowattus Interruptus

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

i think there is a hot dog cooker from back in the 70′s that works on the same principal. [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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Stacy the Lesbian

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

this is stacy.. she confesses to being a married lesbian. the funniest thing is that you can hear her get an IM at the end of the call.. [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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I Love Tim McFarland

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

i dunno who tim mcfarland is, but i hope he finds this. [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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