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		<title>Theme for week of 10/25 &#8211; Confessions of a Sordid Vacation</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2010/10/25/102/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 05:02:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo: DKilim Vacations have an odd effect. After the third day, responsibilities, both social and professional, start to fall by the wayside. Ideas and activities that would otherwise be taboo suddenly seem less risky. They suddenly seem like they might be a good idea. By the fifth night of vacation, especially if you are more [...]]]></description>
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<p>Vacations have an odd effect. After the third day, responsibilities, both social and professional, start to fall by the wayside. Ideas and activities that would otherwise be taboo suddenly seem less risky. They suddenly seem like they might be a good idea. By the fifth night of vacation, especially if you are more than 752 miles from home, things can get sketchy.</p>

<p>So, spillit! What is the wildest thing you have done while on vacation? Our readers would love to hear it. Call us at 206-888-4001 and let us know!</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>This Week&#8217;s Theme &#8211; Confessions of a Procrastinator!</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2010/10/04/this-weeks-theme-confessions-of-a-procrastinator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2010 18:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo: eogez Humans are a funny bunch of characters. When faced with an unsavory task, a task that no one is directly standing over us until we complete it, we are very much tempted to procrastinate. The funny thing about it is that when we procrastinate, a good deal of the time, we substitute another [...]]]></description>
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<p>Humans are a funny bunch of characters. When faced with an unsavory task, a task that no one is directly standing over us until we complete it, we are very much tempted to procrastinate. The funny thing about it is that when we procrastinate, a good deal of the time, we substitute another activity that we aren&#8217;t too crazy about for the one we are supposed to be doing.</p>

<p>Sometimes we procrastinate when we don&#8217;t even know we&#8217;re doing it. I can usually tell that I am procrastinating when I find myself doing something that I really don&#8217;t like without looking for something else to do. If I find myself methodically cleaning the kitchen, or the bathroom, or my  work area, I know that I am just putting off some inevitable task. I try to put this out of my mind until I finish the task, in the hopes that I can get even the slightest thing checked off long ago lost todo list.</p>

<p>I don&#8217;t want to directly spill the beans on myself, since you all know who I am, but I thought I would give the pot a stir. So, this week&#8217;s theme: what are some of the things you methodically do to procrastinate, and even more juicy, what is the whackiest thing you have done to procrastinate the inevitable?</p>

<p>Call in and let us know!</p>

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		<title>I Fooled the Confessional</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-fooled-the-confessional/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i tied up the confessional for a good half of a saturday..]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i tied up the confessional for a good half of a saturday..</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Palmed a Eucharist</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-palmed-a-eucharist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 16:02:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[contrary to popular belief, there is no blood, veins, or guts inside a eucharist.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>contrary to popular belief, there is no blood, veins, or guts inside a eucharist.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ego Te Pretendo</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/ego-te-pretendo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i never said my penance for my sins. phooey on absolution! hell, i made up sins just to pad my confession!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i never said my penance for my sins. phooey on absolution!</p>

<p>hell, i made up sins just to pad my confession!</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Played the Horny Ex Boyfriend</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-played-the-horny-ex-boyfriend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s so wrong about this.. role playing games always end up in two people recording their farts.. don&#8217;t they?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s so wrong about this.. role playing games always end up in two people recording their farts.. don&#8217;t they?</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Love Gwen Stefani</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-love-gwen-stefani/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this shiz is bananas. b-a-n-a-n-a-s]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this shiz is bananas. </p>

<p>b-a-n-a-n-a-s</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Kilowattus Interruptus</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/kilowattus-interruptus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i think there is a hot dog cooker from back in the 70&#8242;s that works on the same principal.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think there is a hot dog cooker from back in the 70&#8242;s that works on the same principal.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Stacy the Lesbian</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/stacy-the-lesbian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:31:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is stacy.. she confesses to being a married lesbian. the funniest thing is that you can hear her get an IM at the end of the call..]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is stacy.. she confesses to being a married lesbian. the funniest thing is that you can hear her get an IM at the end of the call..</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Love Tim McFarland</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-love-tim-mcfarland/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:28:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i dunno who tim mcfarland is, but i hope he finds this.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i dunno who tim mcfarland is, but i hope he finds this.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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