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	<description>what good is a secret, if you don't tell?</description>
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		<title>I Fooled the Confessional</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-fooled-the-confessional/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i tied up the confessional for a good half of a saturday..
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i tied up the confessional for a good half of a saturday..</p>
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		<title>I Palmed a Eucharist</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 16:02:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[contrary to popular belief, there is no blood, veins, or guts inside a eucharist.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>contrary to popular belief, there is no blood, veins, or guts inside a eucharist.</p>
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		<title>Ego Te Pretendo</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/ego-te-pretendo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i never said my penance for my sins. phooey on absolution!
hell, i made up sins just to pad my confession!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i never said my penance for my sins. phooey on absolution!</p>
<p>hell, i made up sins just to pad my confession!</p>
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		<title>I Played the Horny Ex Boyfriend</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-played-the-horny-ex-boyfriend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s so wrong about this.. role playing games always end up in two people recording their farts.. don&#8217;t they?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s so wrong about this.. role playing games always end up in two people recording their farts.. don&#8217;t they?</p>
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		<title>I Love Gwen Stefani</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-love-gwen-stefani/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.confessomatic.com/?p=37</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[this shiz is bananas. 
b-a-n-a-n-a-s
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this shiz is bananas. </p>
<p>b-a-n-a-n-a-s</p>
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		<title>Kilowattus Interruptus</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/kilowattus-interruptus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i think there is a hot dog cooker from back in the 70&#8217;s that works on the same principal.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think there is a hot dog cooker from back in the 70&#8217;s that works on the same principal.</p>
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		<title>Stacy the Lesbian</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/stacy-the-lesbian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:31:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is stacy.. she confesses to being a married lesbian. the funniest thing is that you can hear her get an IM at the end of the call..
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is stacy.. she confesses to being a married lesbian. the funniest thing is that you can hear her get an IM at the end of the call..</p>
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		<title>I Love Tim McFarland</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-love-tim-mcfarland/</link>
		<comments>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-love-tim-mcfarland/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:28:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i dunno who tim mcfarland is, but i hope he finds this.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i dunno who tim mcfarland is, but i hope he finds this.</p>
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		<title>My name is Jim Geese A Gee</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/my-name-is-jim-geese-a-gee/</link>
		<comments>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/my-name-is-jim-geese-a-gee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.confessomatic.com/?p=29</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[i like to drink beer, smoke, and talk to women on the internet who are a million miles away.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i like to drink beer, smoke, and talk to women on the internet who are a million miles away.<br/></p>
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		<title>The Longest Confession in History</title>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/the-longest-confession-in-history/</link>
		<comments>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/the-longest-confession-in-history/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this guy should confess making the longest confession ever..
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this guy should confess making the longest confession ever..</p>
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