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	<title>The Confessomatic</title>
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	<description>what good is a secret, if you don't tell?</description>
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		<title>I Fooled the Confessional</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i tied up the confessional for a good half of a saturday..
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		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-fooled-the-confessional/</link>
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		<title>I Palmed a Eucharist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[contrary to popular belief, there is no blood, veins, or guts inside a eucharist.
]]></description>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-palmed-a-eucharist/</link>
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		<title>Ego Te Pretendo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i never said my penance for my sins. phooey on absolution!
hell, i made up sins just to pad my confession!
]]></description>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/ego-te-pretendo/</link>
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		<title>I Played the Horny Ex Boyfriend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s so wrong about this.. role playing games always end up in two people recording their farts.. don&#8217;t they?
]]></description>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-played-the-horny-ex-boyfriend/</link>
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		<title>I Love Gwen Stefani</title>
		<description><![CDATA[this shiz is bananas. 
b-a-n-a-n-a-s
]]></description>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-love-gwen-stefani/</link>
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		<title>Kilowattus Interruptus</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i think there is a hot dog cooker from back in the 70&#8217;s that works on the same principal.
]]></description>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/kilowattus-interruptus/</link>
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		<title>Stacy the Lesbian</title>
		<description><![CDATA[this is stacy.. she confesses to being a married lesbian. the funniest thing is that you can hear her get an IM at the end of the call..
]]></description>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/stacy-the-lesbian/</link>
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		<title>I Love Tim McFarland</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i dunno who tim mcfarland is, but i hope he finds this.
]]></description>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-love-tim-mcfarland/</link>
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		<title>My name is Jim Geese A Gee</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i like to drink beer, smoke, and talk to women on the internet who are a million miles away.
]]></description>
		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/my-name-is-jim-geese-a-gee/</link>
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		<title>The Longest Confession in History</title>
		<description><![CDATA[this guy should confess making the longest confession ever..
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		<link>http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/the-longest-confession-in-history/</link>
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