http://www.confessomatic.com what good is a secret, if you don't tell? Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:45:07 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en i tied up the confessional for a good half of a saturday.. [audio:http://www.confessomatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/i-fooled-the-confessional.mp3] http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-fooled-the-confessional/ contrary to popular belief, there is no blood, veins, or guts inside a eucharist.[audio:http://www.confessomatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/i-palmed-a-eucharist.mp3] http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-palmed-a-eucharist/ i never said my penance for my sins. phooey on absolution! hell, i made up sins just to pad my confession! [audio:http://www.confessomatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/i-faked-my-confessions.mp3] http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/ego-te-pretendo/ i don't know what's so wrong about this.. role playing games always end up in two people recording their farts.. don't they? [audio:http://www.confessomatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/horny-ex-girlfriend.mp3] http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-played-the-horny-ex-boyfriend/ this shiz is bananas. b-a-n-a-n-a-s [audio:http://www.confessomatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/gwen-stefani.mp3] http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-love-gwen-stefani/ i think there is a hot dog cooker from back in the 70's that works on the same principal. [audio:http://www.confessomatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/weiner-electrical-sockets.mp3] http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/kilowattus-interruptus/ this is stacy.. she confesses to being a married lesbian. the funniest thing is that you can hear her get an IM at the end of the call.. [audio:http://www.confessomatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/stacy-the-lesbian.mp3] http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/stacy-the-lesbian/ i dunno who tim mcfarland is, but i hope he finds this. [audio:http://www.confessomatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/i-love-tim-mcfarland.mp3] http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/i-love-tim-mcfarland/ i like to drink beer, smoke, and talk to women on the internet who are a million miles away. [audio:http://www.confessomatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/jim-geese-a-gee.mp3] http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/my-name-is-jim-geese-a-gee/ this guy should confess making the longest confession ever.. [audio:http://www.confessomatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/the-longest-story-ever.mp3] http://www.confessomatic.com/2007/08/03/the-longest-confession-in-history/