The Confessomatic

i don’t know what’s so wrong about this.. role playing games always end up in two people recording their farts.. don’t they?

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this shiz is bananas.

b-a-n-a-n-a-s

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i think there is a hot dog cooker from back in the 70′s that works on the same principal.

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this is stacy.. she confesses to being a married lesbian. the funniest thing is that you can hear her get an IM at the end of the call..

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i dunno who tim mcfarland is, but i hope he finds this.

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i like to drink beer, smoke, and talk to women on the internet who are a million miles away.

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this guy should confess making the longest confession ever..

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what the hell?i am not sure who this is.. but it sounds to me like they are really trying to confess something, but i just can’t get past all the gumminess…

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now here’s a speedy return on your investment..

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the thing that makes this such a cool thing is.. i AM a girl..take that!

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