The Confessomatic

what the hell?i am not sure who this is.. but it sounds to me like they are really trying to confess something, but i just can’t get past all the gumminess…

now here’s a speedy return on your investment..

the thing that makes this such a cool thing is.. i AM a girl..take that!

noah’s ark gives me gopher wood, i’ll tell you what..

you should see what happens when a geritol commercial comes on..

my name is suzie chang… and i wet myself!

i am looking at you right now.. counting the ways i could kick your ass.

i am not sure that it’s illegal.. or even a sin.. to touch a llama. even if it is in it’s deepest darkest places. maybe someone of the cloth can shed some light on this.