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i don’t know what’s so wrong about this.. role playing games always end up in two people recording their farts.. don’t they?

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I Love Gwen Stefani

August 3rd, 2007

this shiz is bananas.

b-a-n-a-n-a-s

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Kilowattus Interruptus

August 3rd, 2007

i think there is a hot dog cooker from back in the 70′s that works on the same principal.

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Stacy the Lesbian

August 3rd, 2007

this is stacy.. she confesses to being a married lesbian. the funniest thing is that you can hear her get an IM at the end of the call..

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I Love Tim McFarland

August 3rd, 2007

i dunno who tim mcfarland is, but i hope he finds this.

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My name is Jim Geese A Gee

August 3rd, 2007
i like to drink beer, smoke, and talk to women on the internet who are a million miles away.

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this guy should confess making the longest confession ever..

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I talk without my teeth

August 3rd, 2007
what the hell?i am not sure who this is.. but it sounds to me like they are really trying to confess something, but i just can’t get past all the gumminess…


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I Had Her Robbed..

August 3rd, 2007

now here’s a speedy return on your investment..

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I Kissed a Girl

August 2nd, 2007

the thing that makes this such a cool thing is.. i AM a girl..take that!

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