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Monster-bator

August 2nd, 2007

noah’s ark gives me gopher wood, i’ll tell you what..

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you should see what happens when a geritol commercial comes on..

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my name is suzie chang… and i wet myself!

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i am looking at you right now.. counting the ways i could kick your ass.

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I Touched a Llama

August 2nd, 2007

i am not sure that it’s illegal.. or even a sin.. to touch a llama. even if it is in it’s deepest darkest places. maybe someone of the cloth can shed some light on this.

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